Write That Novel Workshop

Join me for an exciting day on October 20 about publishing your novel at the Write that Novel Workshop hosted by The Storyteller’s Cottage.

Write That Novel: Saturday Retreat 10/20

SPEND THE DAY AT THE STORYTELLER’S COTTAGE AND MAKE THAT NOVEL HAPPEN!

Saturday, October 20 from 10:00 am – 4:30 pm

$225 for 3 classes

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Throughout the course of one productive day, learn from three talented local authors how to get your novel organized, edited, and published. It’s one-stop shopping!

Cycle through each of three sessions full of practical information to help you move that novel from your head to the published page and beyond. Get inspired, get the inside scoop, and meet lots of other local authors and literary contacts as well. 

 

 Plotting Your Novel          Editing For Publication       Query Letters & Agents

with Steve Liskow              with Steven Parlato               with Lisa AcerboCON Boxset

 

10:00 Coffee/pastries

10:30 SESSION 1

12:00 Lunch (Bring your own)

1:00 SESSION 2

2:30 Snack & Networking

3:00 SESSION 3

4:30 Optional Cocktail Party with Literary-themed Drinks!

For more information check out https://www.storytellerscottage.com/

Car Shopping

I hate to say stereotypes are prominent but I just had the worst car shopping experience ever at Grieco Honda in Rhode Island.

First, my daughter and I went. I hate to say they treat women differently but they were so rude and condescending from the start.  We asked the sales rep Jermaine to look at a trade in but he wouldn’t even go outside to inspect it. They offered $500 without an inspection on the trade in even though other dealerships offered $1500.

He then lied about not having a Carfax for the car we wanted to purchase. We went home and pulled it up and paid $40 for the Carfax because he wouldn’t and said it didn’t exist. We think the car must have been reported sold because it had never been titled but had no warranty.

We looked at a different dealership but finally thought the Honda Hybrid would be the best deal. When we went back the salesman was rude and wouldn’t even take our credit information. Finally a manager got involved and they did take out credit information but offered high financing to my daughter after lying about her credit score. She monitors it online and they told her a number much lower. It’s like they don’t want to sell cars and this one has been sitting on the lot since 2014.

Horrible customer service. Stay away from this dealership.

Sensational Saturday!

What an excellent way to wake up. Despite the fact the dog jumped on me at 4:30 am and demanded I get up, it’s already been a great day!

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It’s an amazing Saturday. because Twelve Months of Awkward Moments is now in print on Amazon @ https://amzn.to/2BZef2Q

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And “Carnivorous” in Carnival of Nightmares is now available for #99c presale @ https://amzn.to/2BWF8Em

You know you want to be scared! And sorry for any typos but it’s just 6 am. I guess I can also say it’s a great day because I’m being productive. Thanks Mia for the early wake up call.

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The Carnival of Nightmares Has Arrived

It’s here! Get a copy and check out my short story “Carnivorous”!
#CarnivalOfNightmares…Releasing Oct. 16th PERFECT for this #Halloween!
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You lie awake at night fearing them. Wondering when they will come for you.
Some nights they leave you in peace. Other nights they dig their claws into your mind, taking you to places of sheer terror and unfathomable horror.
Whether it’s walking through the haunted house while its secrets threaten to keep you prisoner, or staring at the room of mirrors while the deformed faces of circus freaks smile at you with malicious intent—sooner or later you will realize that what you fear most is the evil which waits beneath the surface of your dreams.
So, tonight when you lay your head down to sleep, remember to say your prayers…
Because you might be mere seconds away from entering…
The Carnival of Nightmares.
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